Today is Friday, 9th May 2025 and its 2:56 PM

Aldi Reached Out – No, We’re Not Being Sponsored (Yet)

In a shocking turn of events, Aldi has not offered us a lifetime supply of brioche buns or a branded slow cooker… but they did ask us to remind you all about their May Bank Holiday opening hours.

Why? Because no one wants to be elbow-deep in someone else’s trolley at 3:57pm trying to locate “the nice hummus” while a staff member gently coughs behind you with the keys to the shutter.

So, avoid the Last-Minute Picky Bits Panic™ and check when your local Aldi is actually open!

Yes, bank holiday hours may vary.
No, we don’t have a hotline to the Special Buys aisle.
And yes, the cheese selection will be ransacked by 11am if you’re not quick.

Find your local store’s hours in the comments – or just scroll while pretending to check the weather.

You’ve been warned. Pack your tote bags accordingly.

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