Kempsey Detour Bingo – Spring 2025 Edition

Hold onto your suspension, folks – it’s road closure season, and the diggers are coming out like daffodils. Here’s what’s getting blocked, redirected, or generally faffed about with in the name of progress:

Taylors Lane – Marching into May (and June… and July)
Starts: 3rd March 2025
Lasts: A whopping 103 days

Why? St. Modwen Homes are doing that thing developers do – probably building, planning, or just rearranging earth for fun.

Where? Taylors Lane, 400m west from Norton Road.
Translation: If this road was a TV show, it’d be getting a full season – and possibly a spin-off.

Church Street Footpath Fiddling
Starts: 17th April 2025
Lasts: 14 days (or two weeks of mysterious footpath obstruction)

Why? WCC are reconstructing the footway. Let’s assume it needed a makeover.

Where? Between No. 42/44 Church Street and St Mary’s Close – basically, the scenic shuffle is now a scenic shuffle around the works.

Translation: Good excuse to wear wellies and take the long route to the postbox.

Old Road South – Drainage Drama
Starts: 28th April 2025
Lasts: 5 days

Why? Drainage and flood-alleviation – or, as we call it, “a very British reason to block a road.”

Where? From Pixham Ferry Lane to Meadow Closet.

Translation: It’ll be wet. It’ll be muddy. It’ll be inconvenient. But your wellies will love it.

More info and map: Click here and yes, here too.

Moral of the Story?

If you’re trying to get somewhere in Kempsey this spring, bring snacks, learn the back routes, and maybe get a bike. Or a jetpack. Jetpacks never get stuck in roadworks.